As I said before, I'm a Little Black Dog. I'm 10 years
old and I answer to Norm, Normus, Norminater, Normster, Normando, Normth, Norman, Norman D. Doggerfeller, Big Dog, Little
Dog, Little Big Dog, Big Monster Dog Norm, Silly Dog, Butt Head, Wonder Dog, Snormous and whatever other stupid name
master comes up with. It's very confusing. I know sit, stay, fetch, come, stand, shake and lie down.
I heel when I want to. My favorite pass times are walks, eating, barking at anything that moves outside the confines
of the house and/or yard, playing ball, going to doggie day camp, licking various parts of my anatomy, slobbering
up the windows, and sleeping.
Click the link below to read what I believe is a deeply moving and spiritual text. May
it bring you peace.
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What a striking profile! |
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What's that over there? |
Here I am in my backyard, watching for squirrels,
rabbits, and other dangerous interlopers.
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My favorite toy. |
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This would be easier if I had hands! |
I wanna be like Mike!
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A true champion if they'd just recognize the breed! |
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